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chained_bear commented on the word john thomas
"And *because* we are Protestant, I can wear anything I want on my john thomas." --Graham Chapman/Monty Python (in the sketch "Every Sperm is Sacred")
February 25, 2007
skipvia commented on the word john thomas
Ah. You're referring to the one-eyed trouser snake.
October 8, 2007
chained_bear commented on the word john thomas
That's exactly it. "Because we are Protestant..."
Wow, I was the one who posted it too! Hmph... I need to spend more time on Wordie...
October 9, 2007
reesetee commented on the word john thomas
Yes, you did--under the now-infamous "Testicle by Any Other Name" list. *smirk*
October 9, 2007
chained_bear commented on the word john thomas
Well, let it be said I listed it there under duress. It is not a testicle. I don't want any Wordies to think I don't know the difference between a john thomas and a pair of... you know.
October 9, 2007
reesetee commented on the word john thomas
Heaven forfend.
October 9, 2007
uselessness commented on the word john thomas
Um, for what it's worth, this slang phrase seems to have been birthed from D.H. Lawrence's naughty novel Lady Chatterley's Lover. One of the characters names his... piece... this, as a counterpart to his lover's "Lady Jane."
October 9, 2007
colleen commented on the word john thomas
Some days I check the comments feed and I wonder, I really wonder.
October 9, 2007
chained_bear commented on the word john thomas
Thanks for the info, uselessness... but to me, this phrase will always be Graham Chapman's. *beatific smile*
October 9, 2007
reesetee commented on the word john thomas
Thanks, uselessness. I had completely forgotten how much I dislike that novel.
October 9, 2007