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bilby commented on the word butter sculpture
Dear Pat,
As a former art dealer - like drugs, but with marginally less drive-bys - Abby knows that sculptures are made from butter, ice and old bicycles welded together. The vegan alternatives are ice and I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Old-Bicycles-Welded-Together. The latter can be found in cooperative covens where ridiculously healthy pinkie do-gooding anarchistic will-not-eat-corpse refuseniks hang out. Ice can be found wherever good penguins are sold.
Abby
p.s. Pretend? That's unfair.
about 3 hours ago ruzuzu said
Dear Abby,
Every year the cafeteria at work hosts a pretend version of a state fair. I've promised to make a butter sculpture, but I'm wondering whether there are any vegan-friendly alternatives I could use. Do you have any suggestions?
Signed,
Pat O'Butter
August 24, 2010