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- verb Simple past tense and past participle of
jizz .
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Examples
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Anyone seriously believe girls think they're being "jizzed" on or even make the connection? or are reaching up towards their crotch?
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July 9, 2009 at 3: 52 PM. .and then I jizzed in my pants
FAST Is A Geeky Command-Line Database | Lifehacker Australia 2009
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I never heard of this before, but I just jizzed my pants with excitement.
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Scorsese, the music fan that he is, made an excellent choice to use BJM in the trailer. miilits just jizzed in my pants!
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Tater didn't like three things in this life: his daddy, his momma, and the stupid dog that chewed his jizzed on socks.
Camp Hope Chad Rohrbacher 2011
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One time someone else jizzed my pants, and that was embarrassing.
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As Andy Samberg would put it: I just jizzed in my pants!
Second Awesome Clash of the Titans Trailer Leaks Out Early « FirstShowing.net 2009
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A viking movie from the guy who brought us Braveheart, I think I just jizzed my pants.
Leonardo DiCaprio Starring in Mel Gibson's New Viking Epic « FirstShowing.net 2009
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Like one of my guy friends told me about something he and his buddies did when they were bored at summer camp: throwing jizzed pretzels at people.
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Guess he forgot about the DNA that Bill jizzed on Monica 'blue dress.
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