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Please kindly keep your treasonous, fascist masterbatory fantasies to yourself.

Think Progress » Brown wins Massachusetts special election; Coakley concedes. 2010

Another televised masterbatory infomercial devoid of substance helps neither of Republican-lite jack_holes running for the Democratic Party's nomination BUT givens a crap-load of credibility and advertising cash to the corporate entities skewing the race toward their chosen candidates.

GOP Candidate In Mississippi House Race Uses Obama In Attack Ad 2009

It would be shorter than the masterbatory events so far and would cover something other than what right-wing tool should be asking another right-wing tool.

In Public Letter, Hillary Camp Challenges Obama To More Debates 2009

Bush will not be impeached, or arrested, or any other mental masterbatory fantasy that his haters can think up.

The Volokh Conspiracy » Executive Privilege and Contempt Prosecutions: 2007

Some states go so far as to outlaw masterbatory tools which women use more than men but not pornography.

Continuing the debate over sexual attraction, gender roles and power 2005

So a few of you demanded pics of the freshly scalped Bob in either an attempt to see if I'm lying or for use in some kind of bizarre masterbatory fantasy.

unclebob Diary Entry unclebob 2004

But she is the sweetest ... she got me this great book (which I didn't even expect) about funny letters that I love, and this hilarious Rickey Martin card holding microphones like he is masterbatory god.

mesocyclone Diary Entry mesocyclone 2002

The only way the jihad can be slowed down, much less stopped, is through legislation, not masterbatory blog-chatter.

Infidel Bloggers Alliance 2009

You may be too fucking stupid to grasp the ramifications of what would happen if your insane masterbatory fantasy came true, but I assure you the delegates, super and otherwise, are not, so cut it out, zip up and get out into the real goddamned world before the cops kick in the door to the stall and drag you off to booking, gonads in hand.

Poll: National Race A Dead Heat; McCain's Attacks Working 2009

I-Right-I reminds me of a short, pudgy, big-mouthed, right-wing, self-satisfied, masterbatory cocksucker I know with the moral fiber of jello.

Think Progress » Rumsfeld Attacks Murtha: Says He Is Undermining Troops, Comforting Enemy 2005