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- noun nonstandard, proscribed Plural form of
penis .
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Examples
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More info than you wanted, I'm sure, but I'm putting off writing in my journal, and I got to say "penii"!
Weekend Update: Alotta Fagina Edition vuboq 2006
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There is a business in Golden Meadows, Louisiana which drys and sells alligator penii for sale to Japanese men as an aphrodesiac.
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Instead of making the world's greatest car with 150 mpg and great 0-60 times and outstanding handling and superior safety, these clowns decided to make the world's most expensive car by adding diamonds and gold and whale penii to a pretty standard SUV.
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There is a business in Golden Meadows, Louisiana which drys and sells alligator penii for sale to Japanese men as an aphrodesiac.
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Instead of making the world's greatest car with 150 mpg and great 0-60 times and outstanding handling and superior safety, these clowns decided to make the world's most expensive car by adding diamonds and gold and whale penii to a pretty standard SUV.
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And now that I think about it, while penii and vaginas and boobs are clearly private, other people might feel uncomfortable about things like legs or noses or what have you.
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And if your direct sample size in viewing erect penii in real life is one, as it is for many straight men, I don't want to hear it.
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If she complements his wang again, perhaps I'd gently say thank you and try to impress that penises penii? are private and perhaps should not be discussed with other people.
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Now that I think about it, tho'... she has seen penii at the home of friends, when she's bathed with her male BFF.
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After stories today about Big Penises penii? and Vagina Punching, I figured I might as well end the day on the lowest note. ...
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