pettings

Ar Jingle duz nawt seem to realize dat iffn you sink teh teefs into the hand, yu duz nawt get teh pettings.

Muzt act befor - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Iz nawt sewing machines, is are automatik pettings machines.

Sewing Machine Kitteh - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Even Angel, who normallee nawt lyk peeple her nawt gno, lyks tehm an comed owt tu say ohai an has pettings.

Skeptic Kitteh - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Aifinkso is an elderly laydee,an she enjois brushings an pettings teh floofybuttFern .

Video: The Cat-erpillar - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Orinj kitteh pie is gud fur snorglols and pettings

PUM-A-KIN PIE - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

If ur hoomin wifholds feedings and pettings and snorglings merely because they is teh annoyified, then U IS IN TEH DANGERS!

Dear Cheeseburger Jerks, - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Akshully, him fine wif multipul peeps pettings him awl at wunce *giglol* Silly kitteh iz in-say-sha-bul.

The lesser-known “Schrodinger’s - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

One tim I jes hab 1 kitteh, Den da basement kitteh be in da yard, nd her be scart ub meh, so I feeds her da noms, and hur letz me do da pettings to her after wile. den I see dat her has little kittehs in her tummeh, den she follow me into mai haus 1 day and has da bebbys.

Fine, I makes mai - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

And between these pettings and coaxings and kissings it was that he reaffirmed to her, most foolishly and falsely in this instance (since he was really caring for Sondra in a way which, while different, was just as vital — perhaps even more so), that he regarded her as first, last and most in his heart, always — a statement which caused her to feel that perhaps after all she might have misjudged him.

An American Tragedy 2004

Charles think that I felt this way, but I noticed that after we had been married two months, Charles 'kisses, touches, and pettings did not produce that pleasurable thrill they once did, and it has been growing more and more that way ever since.

A California Girl Edward Eldridge