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  • Man nipples, at that.

    January 9, 2011

  • Moniplies sounds suspiciously like nipples.

    January 8, 2011

  • The last time I tried Wordnik's Random Word feature, it showed me moniplies. I wonder what professor von schmartzenpanz would have to say about that.

    January 8, 2011

  • He won't touch it. He doesn't believe in nipples.

    December 4, 2009

  • Palooka! We have a job for you.

    December 3, 2009

  • I pressed here for a random word and all I got was a bunch of nipples.

    December 3, 2009

  • Yes, c_b. This page is an oasis in the desert of workdays. :-)

    Bilby: Get busy with those invitations!

    April 17, 2009

  • *still loves this page*

    Actually, I just read it again from the bottom, and laughed so hard I cried. At work. Yeah, thanks, guys.... *grumbles*

    April 17, 2009

  • But we only have 11,333 Wordies. We're still 900 thousand Wordies short. How to do?!

    March 9, 2009

  • Well, that does it, John. I'm starting a "1,000,000 Wordies against Wordie's new Terms of Service" group.

    Just as soon as we're all back from Macau.

    March 9, 2009

  • I agree c_b. "I must have my share in this conversation, I must!"

    March 7, 2009

  • How about sacrificing a Modern Lovers band member instead? Who's still alive?

    March 7, 2009

  • *loves this page*

    March 7, 2009

  • Sorry RT. The Board voted on it last week, when we used the first installment of our bailout money (Wordie: shovel ready!) to fly the Gulfstream to Macau for a gambling junke... uh, I mean, strategic planning retreat. Sacrificial killings are now only available with Wordie PRO.

    You automatically agreed to the new tos by clicking on random word. Thanks!

    March 7, 2009

  • What?? When was that added to the TOS?

    March 7, 2009

  • Yes, it's section IV, part 9, subclause 3b of the addendum to the indices of the TOS: be nice, and no sacrificial killings.

    March 7, 2009

  • John: Isn't threatening a fellow Wordie with bodily frog harm a serious Wordie violation?!

    March 7, 2009

  • Shoo-oot, I've randomed this again. At least third time. Should I buy a lotto ticket or sacrifice frogapplause on the altar?

    March 7, 2009

  • I hadn't realized just how deep the nipple obsession runs on wordie until I clicked randomly on this page.

    March 5, 2009

  • Very iroquoisy...

    June 1, 2008

  • lol, I just clicked random word and came to this page. It works! It works!

    June 1, 2008

  • Great link reesetee! It's easy to clone out those vestigial protuberances in Photoshop. They're barely noticeable on men as it is.

    April 3, 2008

  • Come on, palooka. Come to the light.

    EDIT: Wait! This just in: Apparently, male wrestlers don't have nipples in Orlando, FL! Palooka--your people at last!

    April 2, 2008

  • *Sigh*. I surrender, the barrage is too intense, the support non-existent. I guess I too have ... I can't say it.

    April 2, 2008

  • You may well be half-right, palooka, but "evolutionary flotsam & jetsam" is not a synonym for "nonexistent." The tailbone is not a tail, but it is a tailbone, and definitely exists. Your nipples may not function the same way a female human's do, but they still exist with fundamentally the same architecture.

    *singing* Maaaaammmaries.... That song is just tits.

    April 2, 2008

  • Pure beauty, reesetee! I was thinking about something like

    The tits are alive with the sound of music.

    April 2, 2008

  • Prolagus, you have effectively destroyed any trace of affection I had for that song. ;-)

    Maaaammmaries...light the corners of my mind....

    April 2, 2008

  • I admire seanahan's idea, especially the bit about having something that looks like one of our lists. It's not just the words, it's the lists too, baby.

    April 2, 2008

  • At the very end, it seems to be just a matter of titthonomastics.

    April 2, 2008

  • You must remember it

    A tit is still a tit, a sigh is just a sigh

    The fundamental things apply

    As time goes by.

    April 2, 2008

  • Androtitthophobia - great word Prolagus! Of course I don't understand how you can fear something that doesn't exist.

    Again, they are just evolutionary flotsam & jetsam - like the tailbone. A tailbone is after all not a tail even though jennaren's friend can probably curl & wag his.

    April 2, 2008

  • By the way, palooka,

    I think you suffer of androtitthophobia.

    April 2, 2008

  • seanahan,

    nice idea, but maybe something more minimal, just as wordie itself, could work as well and be less expensive.

    Or maybe I'm just a pain in the butt.

    April 2, 2008

  • No worries. Glad to gross out the general public at any time of the night or day.

    Palooka, c_b is always right. They are nipples.

    April 2, 2008

  • Thank you, jennarenn. Can you please tell palooka that those things on his (or her) chest are nipples?

    April 2, 2008

  • In college, I had a male acquaintance whole swore up and down that he could get a "milky fluid" to drain from his nipples with about 20 minutes of massaging the area. I never bothered to verify his claim.

    April 2, 2008

  • Here's my plan for a t-shirt. On the back, you have "Press Here For A Random Word", and on the front, you have a big list of words, possibly the Wordie top 100, minus the first, and possibly removing the swears for those who wish the shirt to be school friendly. Or, we could vote for the words that go on it.

    April 2, 2008

  • Palooka, they're nipples. Just accept that what you see as vestigial protuberances on your man-boobs are in reality, nipples.

    See fruit bat.

    March 31, 2008

  • I think it's funny if it is on the back. Then when someone pokes you in the back, you can shout a random word, like epicaricacy, rapprochement, or sidereal.

    March 30, 2008

  • *flashes his nipples*

    Got it? Anyway, you can press my funnybone for a random word. Okay, no coverage with a t-shirt. How about my smallpox vaccination scar?

    March 29, 2008

  • True nipplehood?? *snort*

    March 29, 2008

  • Well, of course you're right c_b - somewhat. In the advanced human male, they don't function as nipples - they don't meet the legal or biological requirements of true nipplehood - thus they are merely nondescript protuberances, not functional nipples.

    March 29, 2008

  • *is stunned into quiet reflection*

    *recovering*

    They sure look an awful lot like nipples. Hairy nipples. Don't other primates, like gorillas, baboons, and lemurs, have hairy nipples?

    March 29, 2008

  • In that case, I want your jolly, bell-tipped hat.

    March 29, 2008

  • He's right reesetee - no use trying to sugarcoat it. I'm the Wordie primate & primary fool. My shoes are pointed and have bells on them. It is what it is.

    March 29, 2008

  • Good grief, Prolagus. Have a little propriety!

    ;->

    March 29, 2008

  • palooka, I have to tell you, even if I know it'll be a choc:

    you're still a primate.

    Sorry if I've been too crude.

    March 29, 2008

  • Press, not punch c_b. Those things are vestigial protuberances from our primate past. They are simply evolutionary flotsam & jetsam.

    March 29, 2008

  • So we should punch the males in the musculus pectoralises?

    PS What are those things that look remarkably like nipples?

    March 29, 2008

  • Men don't really have nipples - we have chests, pecs actually as in musculus pectoralis.

    March 29, 2008

  • Hahaha!

    Oops, I did that out loud.

    March 29, 2008

  • Why? Don't males and females both have nipples? Or did you mean we should punch the males in the gut?

    March 29, 2008

  • Depends on whether it's for or a male or a female.

    March 29, 2008

  • Which part of the T-shirt would you type this sentence on?

    March 29, 2008