sexpectations

"sexpectations" married couples should discuss: the frequency sexpection and the performance sexpectation.

unknown title 2009

The nicest part of “just friends” is I could wait for Shrimp’s beat-up, lima bean-colored old Pinto to pull into the school parking lot, and I could go to his driver’s-side window and say, “Let’s ditch today,” with no sexpectations to go along with the ditch day.

shrimp Rachel Cohn 2005

I tried to explain to Ava about how this “just friends” thing is working out great and the ditch day was just about random chill time with no sexpectations involved, that’s just where Shrimp and I are right now, maybe there would be some sharing of a gooey chocolatey drink Yoo-Hoo, anyone?

shrimp Rachel Cohn 2005

I tried to explain to Ava about how this “just friends” thing is working out great and the ditch day was just about random chill time with no sexpectations involved, that’s just where Shrimp and I are right now, maybe there would be some sharing of a gooey chocolatey drink Yoo-Hoo, anyone?

shrimp Rachel Cohn 2005

The nicest part of “just friends” is I could wait for Shrimp’s beat-up, lima bean-colored old Pinto to pull into the school parking lot, and I could go to his driver’s-side window and say, “Let’s ditch today,” with no sexpectations to go along with the ditch day.

shrimp Rachel Cohn 2005

The nicest part of “just friends” is I could wait for Shrimp’s beat-up, lima bean-colored old Pinto to pull into the school parking lot, and I could go to his driver’s-side window and say, “Let’s ditch today,” with no sexpectations to go along with the ditch day.

shrimp Rachel Cohn 2005

I tried to explain to Ava about how this “just friends” thing is working out great and the ditch day was just about random chill time with no sexpectations involved, that’s just where Shrimp and I are right now, maybe there would be some sharing of a gooey chocolatey drink Yoo-Hoo, anyone?

shrimp Rachel Cohn 2005

I tried to explain to Ava about how this “just friends” thing is working out great and the ditch day was just about random chill time with no sexpectations involved, that’s just where Shrimp and I are right now, maybe there would be some sharing of a gooey chocolatey drink Yoo-Hoo, anyone?

shrimp Rachel Cohn 2005

The nicest part of “just friends” is I could wait for Shrimp’s beat-up, lima bean-colored old Pinto to pull into the school parking lot, and I could go to his driver’s-side window and say, “Let’s ditch today,” with no sexpectations to go along with the ditch day.

shrimp Rachel Cohn 2005