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And of course Vice didn't let him go before he explained the phenomenon of oops poops, more crudely known as sharts:
Gizmodo Rosa Golijan 2010
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And of course Vice didn't let him go before he explained the phenomenon of oops poops, more crudely known as sharts:
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I haven't yet seen Kevlar-woven tactical undies that stop bullets and sharts with equal aplomb, but I'm sure there's a factory somewhere in China that's ramping up production as I type.
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I haven't yet seen Kevlar-woven tactical undies that stop bullets and sharts with equal aplomb, but I'm sure there's a factory somewhere in China that's ramping up production as I type.
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Odd smells, menstrual remnants, and "sharts" are the requisite spice sorely missed from today's so-called "juicy parts."
Jeff Klima: The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Love Scenes Jeff Klima 2011
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It's not "shants" that we claim to have invented in portland -- it's "sharts", which are sort of a lumpy fart that gets deposited in your pants as a result of drinking too goddamn much coffee, then going for a long road ride.
BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz! BikeSnobNYC 2010
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Dat offin getz teh chipmonk-chattur wen ai sez in tu hur wen she sharts stawkin wun, or eben taykz tu mush notiss ob wun we has hummerz tu, adn ai dont want hur tu skeer dem away.
PUPPY EYES - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009
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I ate three frozen burritos last night, and all I got was this lousy case of sharts!
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I think you oughtta market Snob Paper Towels as just the thing to clean up evidence of unsightly sharts.
Fitment Issues: K.O.P.S. vs. C.O.P.S. BikeSnobNYC 2008
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Luckily I feel bound by no such shackles when discussing the brain-sharts of a cocktail-dress clad, bleached exoskeleton who keeps appearing on my TV to hawk books written in crayon—for guys who don pencil protectors and extra-fortified V-neck sweaters to support sending your kids to war.
06/09/2006 2006
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