notable neologisms

About

A collection of the most fantastic, witty, scandalous, creative, naughty, irreverent, cheeky, inspired, & imaginative new words and new phrases that you have come across or derived from your own brilliance.

Common symptoms of sighting such a word or phrase: eye-rolling, an indelicate snort, shaking your head slowly in bemusement, silent laughter that may make your eyes tear, or obnoxious guffawing in inappropriate circumstances - such as if you were to read this list on your computer at work, in an office, with nosey coworkers and an overbearing boss within hearing range.

Here's to language! May it forever inspire and beguile by virtue of its innate abhorrence of fixity and its gleeful proclivity for innovation!