Tunie: I Am the Walrus

About

I am he, as you are he,

As you are me, and we are all together.

See how they run like pigs from a gun,

See how they fly. I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

Corporation teashirt, stupid bloody tuesday man,

You been a naughty boy you let your face grow long.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mr. city policeman sitting,

Pretty little policemen in a row.

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky,

See how they run. I'm crying. I'm crying, I'm crying. I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye.

Crabalocker] fishwife, pornagraphic priestess,

Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.

If the sun don't come you get a tan

From standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. G'goo goo g'joob.

Expert, texpert, choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

(Ho, ho, ho, hee, hee, hee, ha, ha, ha.)

See how they smile, like pigs in a sty,

See how they snied. I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.

Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. G'goo goo g'joob.

Goo goo g'joob. G'goo goo g'joob g'goo.

Goo g'joob...

(Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah)

(Got one, got one, everybody's got one)