All-Knowing

If the right story doesn't pop up, it's basically about a kid who glued plastic army men to his hat and is being banned under the All-Knowing All Powerful Zero Tolerance policy, which strictly prohibits weapons, even if they are toys.

In Which I am Intolerant of Zero Tolerance wendigomountain 2010

Another Sixties Sister invokes the Sacred, Infallible, and All-Knowing Conscience – albeit one that hasn't been properly formed by Church teaching — and unleashes a flood of fuzzy buzz words:

Dissent and Heresy 2009

So the All-Knowing, All-Powerful God punishes Iceland and Europe because America passed health care reform.

Think Progress » Limbaugh: Volcanic eruption in Iceland is God’s reaction to health care’s passage. 2010

Socially acceptable behavior also included discrimination of every sort, sweeping family problems under the rug, and establishing household order through intimidation and submissive deference to Dad the All-Knowing Patriarch.

The Blessing of a B Minus Ph.D. Wendy Mogel 2010

Thanks to the Internet, doctors have fallen from the grace of the All-Knowing and thanks to our health care system many parents cannot access the kind of care they would like for their children.

Susan Weissman: Finding the 'Right' Doctor for Your Allergic Child Susan Weissman 2010

Thanks to the Internet, doctors have fallen from the grace of the All-Knowing and thanks to our health care system many parents cannot access the kind of care they would like for their children.

Susan Weissman: Finding the 'Right' Doctor for Your Allergic Child Susan Weissman 2010

Thanks to the Internet, doctors have fallen from the grace of the All-Knowing and thanks to our health care system many parents cannot access the kind of care they would like for their children.

Susan Weissman: Finding the 'Right' Doctor for Your Allergic Child Susan Weissman 2010

Thanks to the Internet, doctors have fallen from the grace of the All-Knowing and thanks to our health care system many parents cannot access the kind of care they would like for their children.

Susan Weissman: Finding the 'Right' Doctor for Your Allergic Child Susan Weissman 2010

And despite the All-Knowing Turban, his political predictions almost never come true.

Election Central Saturday Roundup 2009

So eight or so months have passed since She Who Is All-Knowing And All-Wise told me to "Quit bitching about it and write the damn book yourself."

Archive 2009-08-01 2009