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When an ambulance drives you to the hospital, for example, the success of the trip does not depend on whether His Noodly Appendage is urging you on, or it’s an internal combustion engine.

Waldo Jaquith - Supermajority of Republicans are creationists. 2007

I see Zooey has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Think Progress » McCain Rewrites History, Falsely Claims Bush Asked Him To Suspend His Campaign In Sept. ‘08 2010

I see Zooey has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Think Progress » McCain Rewrites History, Falsely Claims Bush Asked Him To Suspend His Campaign In Sept. ‘08 2010

Pastafarian: "2.5% lighter, and Touched by His Noodly Appendage."

Code of Living: Choose Your Faithway BikeSnobNYC 2010

We were touched by His Noodly Appendage, and were proud of displaying his image.

Regretsy – Are you there Margaret? It’s me, God 2010

This is the True Date of Feaster, although Feaster may be celebrated during the Spring on the day when those participating feel the strongest pull of His Noodly Appendage.

Easter Alternatives for Bored Non-Christians: Feaster and Beaster 2010

If I claim that “scientists” believe that gravity can only be explained as being Touched by His Noodly Appendage when, in fact, no such scientists believe that, would that be “splitting hairs”?

Waldo Jaquith - Fact check: Climatologists never forecast a coming ice age. 2007

If I weren't thoroughly immunized against religion, I'd think His Noodley Appendage was directing things...

Santa Barbara 1: Land of the Cults sfmike 2009

Nobody can prove that midgets are small because of a genetic problem, rather than because the Flying Spaghetti Monster has touched them with His Noodly Appendage.

Waldo Jaquith - Supermajority of Republicans are creationists. 2007

Because once you subjugate science to religion, you'll end up fighting for the survival of the species with a National Day of Prayer, asking Him to deflect the asteroid with His Noodly Appendage.

Chip Collis: Arianna v. Ben Stein: Apocalypse Soon? 2008