Botoxed

Botoxed apples and autopsied oranges, of course, when it comes to this kind of comparison.

Ask Matt: Killing Finale Fallout, Thrones, Glee Changes and More! 2011

They call themselves cougars, but I think they are more like coyotes and hyenas, all Botoxed and fixated on men, hungrily eyeing them like candy bars or donuts all the time.

Roseanne Archy Roseanne Barr 2011

No one just accidentally stumbles into stardom, and anyone who says they did is just a big fat Botoxed liar.

Famous Todd Strasser 2011

Now, I said 'Vanessa Williams', but judging from her mutilated face it is actually a Botoxed wax statuette, possibly of Cleopatra.

Live blog: The Golden Globes – live! | Hadley Freeman 2011

We haven't seen much of Annette Bening of late, and apparently she's been too busy rearing children to worry about getting lifted or Botoxed, because she looks older.

Spotted: an older woman on screen Anne Billson 2010

Botoxed apples and autopsied oranges, of course, when it comes to this kind of comparison.

Ask Matt: Killing Finale Fallout, Thrones, Glee Changes and More! 2011

They call themselves cougars, but I think they are more like coyotes and hyenas, all Botoxed and fixated on men, hungrily eyeing them like candy bars or donuts all the time.

Roseanne Archy Roseanne Barr 2011

They call themselves cougars, but I think they are more like coyotes and hyenas, all Botoxed and fixated on men, hungrily eyeing them like candy bars or donuts all the time.

Roseanne Archy Roseanne Barr 2011

The women's were weathered by singlehood, parenthood or simply Botoxed into expressionless oblivion, eyebrows painted a notch too high in permanent surprise, as if goosed by invisible midgets with untrimmed fingernails.

Ramona at the Funeral Thomas Pluck 2011

They call themselves cougars, but I think they are more like coyotes and hyenas, all Botoxed and fixated on men, hungrily eyeing them like candy bars or donuts all the time.

Roseanne Archy Roseanne Barr 2011