Chels

Tony and Brandi left shortly after that, so it was just me and Chels and a bunch of old people hanging out and we were playing poker and this guy Shawn comes over and by this point I was pretty drunk and he apparently was hitting on me bigtime according to Chels…

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The Chels were a well known princely family in ancient Yucatan.

The Maya Chronicles Brinton's Library Of Aboriginal American Literature, Number 1 Various 1868

We are so sure that this trio will one day exist (if only for 60 seconds) that we affectionately refer to her as "Chels" and try our hardest to use what we call Chelsea-isms in our everyday language.

Alyssa Jung: How much do you love Chelsea Handler? 2010

'Chels', as he calls her, as 'starcrossed lovers' whose relationship has always been passionate.

Home | Mail Online 2009

We are so sure that this trio will one day exist if only for 60 seconds) that we affectionately refer to her as "Chels" and try our hardest to use what we call Chelsea-isms in our everyday language.

The Full Feed from HuffingtonPost.com 2010

As Chels-tastic as the show was (complete with the "Chelsea wiggle," as I like to call her accompanying movements), my experience didn't end there.

Alyssa Jung: How much do you love Chelsea Handler? 2010

Example: talking about her affinity for fat, "nugget babies," Chels paused to ask, "Do you guys think it's OK to drink when you're pregnant, if you're giving the baby up for adoption?" and followed up with "There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink while taking medication and people who clap when a plane lands."

Alyssa Jung: How much do you love Chelsea Handler? 2010

After asking why the Palace was so "fuckin '" hot, Chels remarked on how many Asians were in Albany and asked if there were any in the audience.

Alyssa Jung: How much do you love Chelsea Handler? 2010

I've read several reviews that called the show "regrettable" and "a waste of money," but I give it an A-plus (which is how Chels -- and us -- believe you should live life).

Alyssa Jung: How much do you love Chelsea Handler? 2010

That's the night Chels braved the Palace Theater stage in Albany, NY (which was about 28 degrees too hot) to share her unfiltered humor, and we were conveniently seated fourth row center to fully appreciate her greatness.

Alyssa Jung: How much do you love Chelsea Handler? 2010