Constabulary

Ruralshire Constabulary is clearly NOT a business for the following three childishly obvious reasons:

Customer Service My Arse « POLICE INSPECTOR BLOG Inspector Gadget 2009

You will notice that Ruralshire Constabulary is not on the list.

Five Go Camping In Hampshire « POLICE INSPECTOR BLOG Inspector Gadget 2009

Remember, Ruralshire Constabulary is a fictional police force.

Violent Crime Alert - Inspector Who? « POLICE INSPECTOR BLOG Inspector Gadget 2008

And, spookily given away by our name, Ruralshire Constabulary is a rural police force.

It’s Not Easy Being Green « POLICE INSPECTOR BLOG Inspector Gadget 2008

How can you say that time spent with your local Constabulary is wasted!

The Underclass, Knives and Flip Flops! « POLICE INSPECTOR BLOG Inspector Gadget 2008

One of the deep joys of working for Ruralshire Constabulary is “new policy day”.

It’s Not Easy Being Green « POLICE INSPECTOR BLOG Inspector Gadget 2008

Ruralshire Constabulary is about to start cooking the books again on Crime Statistics, and if we are “at it” you can bet your life that all the others are too!

Violent Crime Alert - Inspector Who? « POLICE INSPECTOR BLOG Inspector Gadget 2008

Ruralshire Constabulary is embarrassed by our heritage.

A Nice Day For A Forced Wedding. « POLICE INSPECTOR BLOG Inspector Gadget 2008

Ruralshire Constabulary is politically correct almost to the point of insanity.

You’re Coming With Me « POLICE INSPECTOR BLOG Inspector Gadget 2007

Ruralshire Constabulary is advertising for transferee police officers.

The Grass Is Greener….. honest! « POLICE INSPECTOR BLOG Inspector Gadget 2007