Corpulent

Corpulent, grotesque versions of the Road Runner and Speedy Gonzalez star in these ads by La Mesa for Volkswagen.

Creepy Volkswagen ads 2009

Corpulent, with hemispherical cheeks and several chins, he mopped repeatedly at the perspiration that glistened on his brow.

Neurosurgical Intervention For Beginners 2009

And make no mistake -- Glorious Leader Stephen the Corpulent spared no effort in stripping that plane right down to pack every last evacuee on board:

Would someone please spit on Hunter? CC 2009

Apparently, Stephen the Corpulent has a bit of a man-crush on the gay community.

Stephen Harper: Hangin' with the homos. CC 2009

First, let's ponder the wisdom of Stephen the Corpulent personally flying into a war zone.

Would someone please spit on Hunter? CC 2009

In fact, off the top of my head, I can think of how Stephen the Corpulent could have saved us, oh, millions of dollars down the road:

Sure, Stephen, let's talk about the economy. CC 2009

With Wayne, I'm guessing the adoration of Stephen the Corpulent extends to there now being a crusty sock at the bottom of his laundry hamper.

Hypocrisy? Why do you ask? CC 2009

In other news, Stephen the Corpulent would like you to know how terribly, terribly disappointed he is in other people.

And here's where we juxtapose ... CC 2009

Make sure you understand why you're such a useless hack, Sandy -- you were, on behalf of Stephen the Corpulent, taking credit for things which did not exist, and now you're moving on to wanting the credit for finally fessing up to your dishonesty?

Dear Sandy: Go stuff a duck. CC 2009

I read a message board on this topic where there was much hilarious piling on the Corpulent One, who looks and sounds really funny when crying like a bitch.

BEST...WEEK..EVER!? 2008