Drunky

I’m sure Drunky is “Emphatic” about this issue right now.

Think Progress » “President Bush will likely cast the first veto 2006

It's only one character who wants pizza, the other two want to sleep with each other and would like it if Drunky would get out of their way.

Chris Sparling’s ATM Details Revealed | /Film 2010

But what's worse is that Drunky is going to have a ready-made excuse for why the "stimulus" won't work -- and I will bet you, oh, about $300 that the economy will still be in the toilet three months from now.

Building a perfect excuse Sinfonian 2008

These really are the 19-percenters, the poor saps who still love Drunky no matter what, the ones who, well, would give him a hug if they had a chance.

Today's Daily Schadenfreude Sinfonian 2008

By way of congratulating Drunky -- once again, today's Blast Off!

Today's Daily Schadenfreude Sinfonian 2008

Drunky sez: if you vote Democratic, the terrorists win

Drunky sez: if you vote Democratic, the terrorists win Sinfonian 2008

And it's their pal Drunky who's chiefly responsible for the "sour economy."

Today's Daily Schadenfreude Sinfonian 2008

In 1992, the man with less "experience" won -- Bill Clinton over George H.W. Bush -- and we had eight years of peace and prosperity, interrupted only when Drunky moved into the White House.

Have you ever been experienced? Sinfonian 2008

And Sacco must have reading comprehension issues, because he apparently had to read about "Drunky McStagger" and find that Blast Off!

Meta mania, part one Sinfonian 2008

Hey, if I could make "Drunky McStagger" stick, maybe there's hope for this one.

No more John McCain Sinfonian 2008