Flatulent

For example, the title of a poem by Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent was “Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning”, and a couple of lines in the Vogon poem go something like “thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee”.

Superhero Nation: how to write superhero novels and comic books » Calling All Dramatists and Poets… 2009

During a recitation by their poet master, Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem, Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning, four of his audience died of internal haemorraging, but the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off.

The Volokh Conspiracy » Now That’s Child Abuse: 2009

The Flatulent Communicator tour, with its variations, The Flatulent Evangelist tour, The Flatulent Diplomat tour…for something more subtle along those lines, The Winds of Change tour, The Olfactory Enlightenment tour.

The John Scalzi Experience — LIVE In YOUR Town! « Whatever 2007

Or as St. Fred the Flatulent (one of the more obscure of the Algerian saints) put it:

If you can believe it…. « BuzzMachine 2005

Provided the “Flatulent Raccoon Theory” is coupled with this more basic theory, we have an adequate comparison with conventional evolutionary theory.

“Hurricane Jane” « UDreamOfJanie 2006

To be an adequate theory of life, we need to couple the “Flatulent Raccoon Theory” with a “Spontaneous Large-Cute-Furry Mammal Theory,” which explains how primordial matter spontaneously generates humungous raccoons whose gas attacks ultimately generate us.

“Hurricane Jane” « UDreamOfJanie 2006

Points will be awarded for comedy value, lovecraftian themes, and excessive use of the words Flatulent, and Despotic.

As If I Needed Another Reason To Hate The Government hammerforge 2002

I may conclude that Flatulent or Wind Colic is usually caused by errors in feeding and watering horses.

The Veterinarian Charles James Korinek

Flatulent or "wind" colic is one of the results of indigestion.

The People's Common Sense Medical Adviser in Plain English or, Medicine Simplified, 54th ed., One Million, Six Hundred and Fifty Thousand Ray Vaughn Pierce 1877

The expressed juice of prickly ash root is not surpassed by any other remedy in our knowledge for Flatulent or Nervous Cholic.

The Cherokee Physician, or Indian Guide to Health, as Given by Richard Foreman, a Cherokee Doctor; Comprising a Brief View of Anatomy, With General Rules for Preserving Health without the Use of Medicines. The Diseases of the U. States, with Their Symptoms, Causes, and Means of Prevention, are Treated on in a Satisfactory Manner. It Also Contains a Description of a Variety of Herbs and Roots, Many of which are not Explained in Any Other Book, and their Medical Virtues have Hitherto been Unknown to the Whites; To which is Added a Short Dispensatory. Richard Foreman 1849