Rectal

I know a great Proctologist who specializes in Rectal Craniotomies!

Former Bush chief of staff likely to run for Kennedy seat 2009

Cheney's at the top of a list alright ... the list of Greatest Rectal Perforations to Ever Walk the Earth ...

Cheney named Conservative of the Year 2009

I would be willing to "bet the farm" that most of the politicians who oppose the proposed health care reform suffer from Cranial/Rectal Inversion due to PACitis.

Former Bush chief of staff likely to run for Kennedy seat 2009

Now, of course, I'm taking a nuanced piece of research and (slightly) distorting and simplifying it, in much the same manner that the news media do when they blare, "Broccoli Causes Rectal Cancer" (that one I choose to believe) or "Gun Control Leads To Rise In Knifings."

Floyd Elliot: Study Finds Conservatives Are Morons Floyd Elliot 2012

Rectal Temps: Use the thermometer with the short, round bulb, which has less of a chance of breaking than the oral thermometer with the long, skinny bulb.

You Raising Your Child Michael F. Roizen 2010

Rectal Temps: Use the thermometer with the short, round bulb, which has less of a chance of breaking than the oral thermometer with the long, skinny bulb.

You Raising Your Child Michael F. Roizen 2010

Rectal Temps: Use the thermometer with the short, round bulb, which has less of a chance of breaking than the oral thermometer with the long, skinny bulb.

You Raising Your Child Michael F. Roizen 2010

It leaves its employees soul sick from buzzing fluorescent lights and deadening routines, stuck in a corporate hellhole that cheerfully trumpets dubious distinctions like “Home of the Rectal Probe,” “50 Years of Petroleum Jelly,” and the particularly suspicious “712765 Satisfied Customers.”

My Year of Flops Nathan Rabin 2010

Rectal Temps: Use the thermometer with the short, round bulb, which has less of a chance of breaking than the oral thermometer with the long, skinny bulb.

You Raising Your Child Michael F. Roizen 2010

Cranial Rectal, for god's sake, you sure are attributing a lot to a simple comment.

Obama Raises $52 Million In June 2009