Scurf

King of Scurf: There is always time for dictatorship.

The revolution will not start with juggling Ms Robinson 2009

King Of Scurf: Oh come on, this is no cause for sympathy.

The online Hotel California Ms Robinson 2008

PS: King of Scurf: She has just been dumped by the tattoed rocker... probably wasn't dirty enough

Beware the woman wearing white Ms Robinson 2008

King of Scurf: Used Lelo Lily for sale...you're filthy

This is not a blog post Ms Robinson 2008

King of Scurf: Keep me posted re bike; I am concerned

Overratedly, adverbly, annoyingly, Ms Robinson 2008

King of Scurf: I had fully intended to leave it all behind but somehow I hadn't let it all out..

Not far away enough Ms Robinson 2008

King of Scurf: I shall check to see if it is motorcycle battery compatible

Ms Robinson's new toy Ms Robinson 2008

Scurf: Smart arse but you may be right...how's the motorbike?

Retail therapy Ms Robinson 2008

We're doomed: In a perfect world, it would be true..but as my dear readers, King of Scurf and Luka point out,there are newspaper supplements and other things to undermine me.

Retail therapy Ms Robinson 2008

King of Scurf: Agree with the proviso that it's not just celebrities who live like this..

And when did you first notice? Ms Robinson 2008