Slapper

First thing that comes to mind What comes to mind when I say "Slapper"?

Answerbag: Latest Questions in Question Categories 2009

Ever fancied putting your foot down on Kiss Me Arse Steps or taking a ramble to Slapper's Rock but have been too embarrassed to ask the way?

Rudely-named places guides let walkers pick their way to The Nostrils 2011

Garry Slapper of Times Online suggests that the answer, at least before the U.S.

Call Them Feel-Good Expenditures, but These Girls Will Cost You : Law is Cool 2009

Garry Slapper of Times Online suggests that the answer, at least before the U.S.

2009 September : Law is Cool 2009

Often the silly names are blunt and literal: Kiss Me Arse Steps, at Lansallos, Cornwall, is inspired by the steep steps that result in the person in front of you having their backside in your face, while Slapper's Rock, North Helford, Cornwall, is probably named after the sound of the sea hitting the rock, although "slap" in Old English also means a "slippery muddy place".

Rudely-named places guides let walkers pick their way to The Nostrils 2011

* Slapper is a bit of technical term in England, so all you snickering Brits can settle down now.

Dr. Ali Binazir: You: The Reality Distortion Field 2010

As for the “Slapper” (thanks again, google), I would not waste any time agonizing over it – sounds like jealousy, plain and simple …

slap 2008

In fact, Greene maintains - the smudge is an area deliberately obscured on the orders of the then Hibossmahn Dhaftghit High priest of the Uttabollux religion - in order to completely obscure Dai Vinci's portrayal of Doris The Slapper sitting on Nhigel's lap, sharing his kebab.

Archive 2009-01-01 David Hadley 2009

Then - according to Greene - Nhigel married a local girl, known only to historians as Doris the Slapper, eventually moving to somewhere near Pwllheli in Wales, where they raised several children, while Nhigel lived out the rest of his life, eking out a living by hiring out deckchairs to the pre-medieval holidaymakers.

Archive 2009-01-01 David Hadley 2009

In fact, Greene maintains - the smudge is an area deliberately obscured on the orders of the then Hibossmahn Dhaftghit High priest of the Uttabollux religion - in order to completely obscure Dai Vinci's portrayal of Doris The Slapper sitting on Nhigel's lap, sharing his kebab.

Something For The Weekend: The Dai Vinci Cold David Hadley 2009