Smugness

It could be made of hemp, and they could call it the "Maillot Smugness."

Archive 2010-04-01 BikeSnobNYC 2010

I just think if they're going to add unnecessary syllables, they might as well get something descriptive in the bargain, and if I were Portlandese I would lobby to have my city called "The Big Smugness."

Archive 2010-04-01 BikeSnobNYC 2010

I love my Cone of Smugness TM - it's aerodynamic, it muffles traffic noise, and keeps insects out of my face while I ride.

Hitting the Road: Unhooking the BRA BikeSnobNYC 2010

The Forces of Smugness then lie in wait for the rest of the summer, lulling the populace into a false sense of security until they pounce once more in September by issuing some kind of "challenge:"

Flashbacks: Sartorialism and Psychedelia BikeSnobNYC 2010

It could be made of hemp, and they could call it the "Maillot Smugness."

Alarming Data: Number Crunching and Gear Mashing BikeSnobNYC 2010

I just think if they're going to add unnecessary syllables, they might as well get something descriptive in the bargain, and if I were Portlandese I would lobby to have my city called "The Big Smugness."

Alarming Data: Number Crunching and Gear Mashing BikeSnobNYC 2010

The only suprising thing is that we are not told whether the offending item was a pack of The Pill, a diaphragm or merely a pack of five Mates for His Smugness.

Archive 2008-05-18 2008

The only suprising thing is that we are not told whether the offending item was a pack of The Pill, a diaphragm or merely a pack of five Mates for His Smugness.

Cherie & Gordon Trash Smuggo's 'Legacy' 2008

But I guess in the World of Smugness, not having a small child rattling around in your cargo bike is the equivalent of putting a brake on your track bike.

People Are People: Dealing With It BikeSnobNYC 2010

Or, I may just drive the whole thing, though I will bring a few thousand pounds of floor tile as sort of a "smugness masking agent" to justify the driving in the event that I am stopped by a Livable Streets Smugness Inspector.

Weight of the World: Shouldering Burdens, Rationalizing Decisions BikeSnobNYC 2010