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FK Stump's low-slung ball-slinger was recently named Potyan Dad of the Year after it emerged that he had fathered five kids by seven different women during the football season's traditional four-day winter break.

Mega-injunctions: a safe haven for football's super-probosces | Harry Pearson 2011

The unfolding tumult surrounds one of Potyan football's greatest ever stars, FK Stump's veteran midfield libertine Drilla Plook, whose remarkable five decades at the top level of the game is testament to his extraordinary constitution, his professionalism and the fact that for the past 30 years two team-mates have carried him around the field in a chair.

Mega-injunctions: a safe haven for football's super-probosces | Harry Pearson 2011

Stump's first convention was the Democrats in Chicago in 1968, though sticklers won't count it, since Stump -- or at least his alter ego, Scott Jacobs -- was there as a protester.

Covering The Election For $4,000 2010

Stump's first convention was the Democrats in Chicago in 1968, though sticklers won't count it, since Stump -- or at least his alter ego, Scott Jacobs -- was there as a protester.

Covering The Election For $4,000 2010

ROBERTS: Stump's beauty secrets ahead on the Most News in the Morning.

CNN Transcript Feb 12, 2009 2009

For a second we thought we stumped Stump's co-owners with our last question.

CNN Transcript Feb 12, 2009 2009

Stump the Spaniel's handler is Scott Sommer, who four years ago almost had to consider euthanizing Stump after a near fatal bacterial infection that entered Stump's heart, leaving him in intensive care for weeks.

Wendy Diamond: Star-Spanieled Banner 2009

Stump's age prompted Dr. Ruth Westheimer to paraphrase the old adage ...

CNN Transcript Feb 11, 2009 2009

Meanwhile, "Stump's going to travel back to Houston and kind of stay there," Sommer, said.

Erica Heller: The Year of the Geezer: The Triumph of Stump, the Sussex Spaniel 2009

Stump's age prompted Dr. Ruth Westheimer to paraphrase the old adage.

CNN Transcript Feb 12, 2009 2009