Sybian

The "couches" space was immediately outside the two aforementioned "massage rooms," which housed, respectively, a massage chair, with attendant, and a terrifying-looking "toy" called the Sybian, which I'll attempt to describe shortly.

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Time after time I have to remove adware from your company while it slows my At first, I thought the headline said "Sybian".

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There were also boxing robots, industrial Margarita makers and Joel imagining Opera on a Sybian.

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The full list of Sybian competitors now include; Google's open-source Android OS, Windows Mobile, BlackBerry, and Palm's webOS.

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But the Sybian stayed put for a while, and some brave clubbers had a go, while the curious merely gathered around.

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Amongst the new Sybian members are Bank of America, HP, News Corp, GPS vendor SiRF, WiFi vendor Nanoradio, MySpace, chip manufacturer Qualcomm and memory card giant SanDisk and there are rumours of a strategic partnership between Nokia and Facebook.

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But the shibari demonstration was occasionally interrupted by a sound that I'll leave to your imagination, emanating from the room housing the Sybian.

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The Sybian is an ornate, $1500 orgasm-inducing machine (exclusively for women, I think) comprised of a leather stool, with a flesh-colored apparatus that resembles nothing as much as a flattened penis, with a flattened knob in the middle.

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Damn Jeff P beat me to the Sybian joke! how about ....

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BONUS SDA DOUCHEBAGITUDE: Kate leaps onto her Rod Blagojevich-model Sybian and rides that baby:

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