Tofurkey

Tanya, whose Marlboro habit had rendered her tastebuds defunct, spent the entire meal hustling from the kitchen to the table, bearing one bowl of overcooked, overmashed, oversalted side dishes after another, plus something called Tofurkey for the vegetarian.

Good in Bed Jennifer Weiner 2001

For those of you who worry about missing your favorite meat flavor, don't worry because there are plenty of tasty substitutes, such as Tofurkey!

Sarah Newman: Skip Arugula and Eat Well on a Budget 2009

People like Daphne are forced to stand around going "WTF?" because browbeating your relatives on Thanksgiving that they should buy a "Tofurkey" has very little, and arguably nothing, to do with whipping out a tit in the middle of a crowded restaurant for your brat's feeding-time, and taking the restaurant manager to court when he asks you to stop.

House of Eratosthenes 2009

As quickly as you can say "Tofurkey," the Hollywood native swore off eating meat.

unknown title 2009

Apparently, stunningly, "Tofurkey" sales are up some 37\%.

theRPGSite 2008

Rep. Weiner Identifies 55 Rep.blicans On Medicare Who 'Steadfastly Oppose' The Public Option Westboro Baptist Church Organizes Homophobic Anti-Obama Protest Outside Sasha And Malia's School The Future Is Chaos: GOP Threatens Retribution Against Cao For Health Care Vote Diane Sawyer Uses Glenn Beck To Attack Al Gore For Not Eating 'Tofurkey'

Center for American Progress Action Fund 2009

Diane Sawyer Uses Glenn Beck To Attack Al Gore For Not Eating 'Tofurkey'

Center for American Progress Action Fund 2009

Diane Sawyer Uses Glenn Beck To Attack Al Gore For Not Eating 'Tofurkey'

Think Progress 2009

Diane Sawyer Uses Glenn Beck To Attack Al Gore For Not Eating 'Tofurkey'

Think Progress 2009

Diane Sawyer Uses Glenn Beck To Attack Al Gore For Not Eating 'Tofurkey'

Think Progress 2009