Twat

Link to an illo-quiz by Greg Gutfeld, in which the immortal term "Toffee Twat" is coined.

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Except it's a girl, named Teets, and her sister, who took issue with the name Twat, so let's call her Turdburglar.

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Gee Brian that last joke was even lamer than Derek Jeters new brand of feminine wash for women, which he dubiously called Twat smells so good?

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There is even a character called Twat (Davenport), so as to extract maximum comic effect whenever we hear his name.

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There is even a character called Twat (Davenport), so as to extract maximum comic effect whenever we hear his name.

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Depending on where you live in Engalnd the word 'Twat' can be as emotively powerful as 'Cunt' but in some parts its an almost affectionate greeting.

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'You want me to shave your head and tattoo "Twat" on it?'

High Society Elton, Ben 2002

That was me new plan, I was so angry with meself for being tricked an 'for givin' my trust away that I decided to have "Twat" written on me 'ead.

High Society Elton, Ben 2002

'Yeah, you're the twat who wants "Twat" written on his head.

High Society Elton, Ben 2002

Rudy McBagel: bossman said Twat …. .my work here is done.

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