"We watch a destroyer sending morse by lamp. 'Do you know,' I said, 'Gunner Liddel thinks that Ash Wednesday is a Fourth Division football team?' We laugh. 'Stop that noise, do you want the bloody German submarines to hear us?' says the voice of Edgington. 'He was laughing in German,' I explained." - Spike Milligan, 'Mussolini: My Part In His Downfall.'