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Up first is Rachel Zevita, 22, a rerun auditioner because she already gave it a shot in Season 6.

'American Idol' premieres: New judges, same old show Lisa de Moraes 2011

Seabiscuit helps in an auditioner who is wearing a seven-foot armadillo costume.

'American Idol': Season 10, episode 5 (Austin auditions) UPDATED Lisa de Moraes 2011

Kody Zalewski, who thinks he's the next Frank Sinatra -- if Frank Sinatra had been a kick-boxer - is the first ever auditioner, that we know of anyway, to get turned down by the judges and then ask them for a hug, and then ask Randy, "Can I have a sip of your Coke?"

'American Idol': Season 10, episode 3 Lisa de Moraes 2011

A montage of one auditioner burping yes, it's come to that causes Steven Tyler to thoughtfully ask Michael Perotto, 19, "Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a child?"

'American Idol' premieres: New judges, same old show Lisa de Moraes 2011

One medley of terrible singers later, we get "Idol's" very first Civil war re-enactor/auditioner, Nathaniel Jones.

'American Idol': Season 10, episode 3 Lisa de Moraes 2011

One annoying Packers fanatic, and one Steven Tyler fanatic later, "American Idol" delivers its first traumatic brain injury auditioner fiancée.

'American Idol': Season 10, episode 3 Lisa de Moraes 2011

Because this is the South, the first auditioner is probably gonna be someone they mock.

'American Idol': Season 10, episode 4 Lisa de Moraes 2011

Anyway, the auditioner, evidently distracted, heard his musical cue and bellowed: “Eat me, Seymour!”

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After the title card offered the apology, we see Steven questioning an auditioner whose last name is Muck.

American Idol Episode Recap: Austin Auditions 2011

The toothbrush is a prop used by one an auditioner who, we're sorry to report, was only dismissively bad - not interestingly bad.

'American Idol': Season 10, episode 3 Lisa de Moraes 2011