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Sammi "Sweetheart" says she's back together with on-and-off boyfriend Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, who was last seen calling her a "spoiled b----," throwing her bed out the window, and stomping on her glasses.

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"Of all the things I tried once early in the 1980s, this seemed like the safest one to try again," John joked before proclaiming "the b---- is back:"

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