bongo bongo land

brandonpepin commented on the word bongo bongo land

A description used to explain an amazing trip, or a small island floating in space between earth and mercury. Travelling to bongo bongo land costs one ticket (IE one hit of a hallucinigen)With one ticket you travel to the outskirts of bongo bongo land, made up mostly of calming forests. With two tickets you get a little farther into bongo bongo land to about the line between the calming woods and the hectic city in the middle. 3 tickets sends you into the middle of the city, this is where most of the rif raf hang out and if not careful, things can go bad real quick in this part of this small island. Four tickets is the ultimate, landing you straight into the large ampitheatre in the center of bongo bongo land. There many of the greats play, pink floyd, jerry garcia. But i will warn for those not used to this special trip, go too far and take 5 tickets and you will completely miss bongo bongo land and land dirctly in the sun, leaving you FUBAR for a lifetime. Head my words first timers, bongo bongo land can be fun, but take it in steps. Feeling bloopy. You may buy these tickets from any local ninja hippie.

December 6, 2006