boonen

Thanks, because I've been boonen some 16-year-olds and palping the snow lately, and I wouldn't have wanted to commit a faux pas by mispronouncing my colloquialisms.

The Indignity of Commuting by Bicycle: The Spring Classics BikeSnobNYC 2009

..once again, the "cocaine cowboy" tom boonen proves that one man's "perverse sexual gratification" is simply another man's "meat & potatoes"...

Sustenance: We're All Cannibals BikeSnobNYC 2010

..so...after the ceremonies were over, after the flowers were swept up off the pavement & the crowds had all gone home, after all was said & done at milano - san remo, the winner, mark cavendish smiled over at tom boonen, who placed 15th & said "all you haters can suck my cool passing breeze"...

BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz! BikeSnobNYC 2009

..tom boonen to little hottie massage therapist chick i'm way-y-y out a' contention in the eneco tour, baby, & they ain't gonna be testin' me, so let's snort some lines off each others ass cheeks, ok ?

About Face: Cycling and Changing Direction BikeSnobNYC 2009

.."thank you for speaking on your own behalf, mr boonen"...

Effetes of Strength: The Dandies of Cycling BikeSnobNYC 2009

..two stages & the overall by 8 seconds over the cocaine cowboy @ the four day 'circuit franco-belge'...that's boonen territory...

BSNYC Frinary Fun Quiz! BikeSnobNYC 2009

..speaking of bridges & roadies & douches...in 2006, belgian cycling's "l'enfant terrible", the lovely frankie vdb, man of great potential & many chances, was caught in an amateur italian race bearing a license w/ a foto of tommy boonen & the name "francesco del ponte" or literally "frank of the bridge"...

Bite Your Tongue: Roadie Rage, and How to Avoid It BikeSnobNYC 2008

..& ya haven't got boonen, who figures into a number of sprint finishes a year at this race, yet always rides at the back on every climb & then there's little 'rickie riccardo' who we've "assumed" up until now, was one of the world's best, yah ?

This Just In: Tour de France Riders Find Drugs Helpful BikeSnobNYC 2008

..fixed gear fixations, shaved leg roady lust, mtb-ers promising to do it for 24 hours at a time, cross dressed cyclo-crossers, boonen on marching powder when he's not feeling "special-ized"...

Worst of Craigslist: Full-Blown Pornographic Bike Love BikeSnobNYC 2008

anyone surprised boonen tripped over a white line today?

The Morning After: Surveying the Damage BikeSnobNYC 2009