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- noun
Agent noun ofcockblock : one who cockblocks.
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Examples
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After the eigth or ninth beer I really had to piss, but Lance was busy dumping our soigneur's supply of crystal meth down the toilet and threatening to end his career, something about a book or a lawsuit or Clemonses hypodermics or something, so I couldn't get into the bathroom, nor could I leave the podium girls sitting there alone with Rubeira - that dude is such a cockblocker.
Illusions: Fake Twitters and Strange Looks BikeSnobNYC 2009
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It appears that Eva Longoria plays some sort of really annoying ghost cockblocker.
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Birfday Dawg is a cockblocker of the highest order.
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Yes, because nothing will make a woman in an abusive relationship finally seek help like seeing some ho bag cockblocker getting punched in the face in a night club.
Evil Beet Gossip 2009
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This boy will surely grow up to be a cockblocker of epic proportions.
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There's another one I'm going to order that has a pic of Jesus with cockblocker written under it.
Planet Atheism 2008
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That chick in the wheelchair is such a cockblocker for delicious violence.
Anime Nano! 2008
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No, let me re-phrase that: Uncle Sam is worse than a cockblocker, because he will take you away from your husband, and then fuck you in the ass himself.
bluemeany Diary Entry bluemeany 2005
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R constituents should be telling their electeds to practice a little more wingman, and a little less cockblocker. but they won’t. they put too many things ahead of “being americans”. anyone can say Obama “isn’t doing x”, but they’d be missing half the picture, intentionally or otherwise. try driving to work one day with a yutz in the backseat who keeps reaching up and yanking the e-brake, and see how far you get.
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“Tell you what, I’ll take one for the team and charm the cockblocker, and you can have your pick.”
Occupational Hazards Jonathan Segura 2008
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