crunchberry

Are you that confident in your knowledge that you could not admit there might indeed be something known as the crunchberry growing on a bush deep in the jungles?

Now you know: Crunch Berries aren’t really berries « Dating Jesus 2009

She sued, on behalf of herself and all similarly situated consumers who also apparently believed that there are fields somewhere in our land thronged by crunchberry bushes.

Boing Boing 2009

This Court is not aware of, nor has Plaintiff alleged the existence of, any actual fruit referred to as a 'crunchberry.'

California Plagued With 'Frooty' Lawsuits 2010

She sued, on behalf of herself and all similarly situated consumers who also apparently believed that there are fields somewhere in our land thronged by crunchberry bushes.

Coyote Blog » Blog Archive » It Is Getting Harder and Harder to Write Satire 2009

This Court is not aware of, nor has Plaintiff alleged the existence of, any actual fruit referred to as a “crunchberry.”

Now you know: Crunch Berries aren’t really berries « Dating Jesus 2009

So maybe “crunchberry” style actions are less likely to succeed nowadays?

The Volokh Conspiracy » Lies, Damn Lies, and Grape Nuts: 2009

If you were stupid enough to think that there was something called a “crunchberry” and that Crunchberries cereal contained them despite the fact that there is nothing resembling anything from nature in it, would you really advertise your stupidity by actually suing overit?

The Volokh Conspiracy » Lies, Damn Lies, and Grape Nuts: 2009

Since nobody knows what a crunchberry is, it would seem to me that the bar to deception would be pretty high.

The Volokh Conspiracy » Lies, Damn Lies, and Grape Nuts: 2009

I might not want to eat every crunchberry and mini marshmallow, but you bet I want to shake, feel up and sniff all the boxes.

whoar.co.nz 2009

... hungry, VERY hungry ... and staring at generic cap'n crunchberry and trying to convince myself that I am THAT hungry.

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