dickness

February 14, 2008 at 11: 37 pm thank the baby jesus. all those “other” sites (or at least the ones i found) were nigh-unnavigable.wow. i mighta just made up a new word. anyway, yay for tom welling prime punches and a bat-dickness level of 10! they have ushered in the new era of major spoilage! now if you could just tell us who the Legion REALLY has in those lightning rods???

Meet the New Site, Same as the Old Site | Major Spoilers - Comic Book Reviews and News 2009

Over time it became my favorite site and I would save it for last-visiting newsarama, cbr, and everywhere else before treating myself to a hero history or “bat-dickness” reference.

This is the End My Friends | Major Spoilers - Comic Book Reviews and News 2009

Those are approaching near-infinite levels of bat-dickness.

Follow Friday: @TimeLostBatman | Major Spoilers - Comic Book Reviews and News 2009

So where does “massive waste of time” rate on the Bat-dickness scale?

Major Spoilers Late Edition Review: Countdown #36 | Major Spoilers - Comic Book Reviews and News 2009

As one commenter pointed out, the almighty Batman has a dickness level of around 7.

Panel of the Week: Praise be to Batman, Amen | Major Spoilers - Comic Book Reviews and News 2009

Nice to see that my Bat-dickness comment referenced!

Panel of the Week: Praise be to Batman, Amen | Major Spoilers - Comic Book Reviews and News 2009

So, you can be a dick up to and including Sparkman's darn near perfect dickness without fear of inviting a thrown dickflag.

Ace of Spades HQ 2009

By crediting the supreme dick, Sparkman, with actually cutting himself rather than using a pen, you've slightly reduced his dickness and must therefore bear it, yourself.

Ace of Spades HQ 2009

I’d also have to say that the bat-dickness flucutates between 9-10 here…

All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder #7 | Major Spoilers - Comic Book Reviews and News 2009

Me thinks the goddamn Batman’s dickness level is what’s going to cause him to get the momentary axe and resurrection during final crisis.

Outsiders – 5 Of A Kind: Metamorpho/Aquaman | Major Spoilers - Comic Book Reviews and News 2009