fingerbanging

Apparently, Levi Strauss decided to do its pop-cultural "fingerbanging" in Denver and Boulder instead of New York, San Francisco, or Los Angeles "because the scene is still young and developing organically in Colorado," and its worth noting that some lonely middle-aged men hang around schools and playgrounds for exactly the same reason.

Pull My Strings: The New Puppetry BikeSnobNYC 2010

It's unclear what Contador himself thinks of all this, though he could be seen in the corner during Riis's interview "fingerbanging" himself nervously.

BSNYC Product Review: Surly Big Dummy BikeSnobNYC 2010

Speaking of "fingerbanging," I'm pleased to present you with a quiz.

BSNYC Freitag Spaß-Quiz! BikeSnobNYC 2009

If you're right, you'll know it, and "fingerbanging" will be justified on your part.

BSNYC Freitag Spaß-Quiz! BikeSnobNYC 2009

It's sort of like "fingerbanging" before you've crossed the line.

The Schlock of the New: Dirty Salutes, Bold Claims, and Loud Prints BikeSnobNYC 2009

And no one will ever speak of this episode again... under penalty of fingerbanging

The Salmon Defense: Against the Current, Down the River BikeSnobNYC 2010

Hopefully, Contador does not incur some sort of repetitive stress injury this year from all that fingerbanging, though I suppose that's something you're more likely to get from too much Fofonov.

Signs of Victory: What it Takes to Win BikeSnobNYC 2010

My fingerbanging practice for group pictures is coming along most well.

Wake Up and Smell the Trees: Speed Bumps Ahead BikeSnobNYC 2010

Tour de France winner Alberto Contador could also theoretically visit us and administer a quick fingerbanging:

Some Assembly Required: Group Rides and Product Development BikeSnobNYC 2010

BSNYC, I think you are on to something regarding Contador's unimaginative and repetitive "fingerbanging."

Signs of Victory: What it Takes to Win BikeSnobNYC 2010