fingerbangs

I'll determine who fingerbangs whom and in which orifice!

Wild Kingdom: The Primal Nature of Cycling BikeSnobNYC 2010

Traditionally, here in the United States, the best place to be a tree-sniffing cyclist who prefers self-administered back-pats to fingerbangs at least according to the "media" has been Portland, Oregon.

Wake Up and Smell the Trees: Speed Bumps Ahead BikeSnobNYC 2010

I'll determine who fingerbangs whom and in which orifice!

Archive 2010-02-01 BikeSnobNYC 2010

I'm also quite sure that Alberto Contador is fuming over this painting right now, and that he's already commissioned an oil painting of himself surrounded by a flock of cherubic winged "fingerbangs."

BSNYC Freitag Spaß-Quiz! BikeSnobNYC 2009

While I'm not particularly interested in pointing fingerbangs at either side, I do think in at least one sense LeMond may be entering territory which is not exactly country for old men.

Sexy Beast: Everyone's a Rock Star BikeSnobNYC 2009

Here's hoping Urchin "curates" himself a victory in his next time trial, and that he fingerbangs his opponents into submission.

Pistolwhipped: Seminal Fingerbang BikeSnobNYC 2009

If only I had the imagination enough to recreate the orgy of handjobs and fingerbangs that is the TIME 100, an annual circle jerk of famous people writing about other famous people!

Gawker 2009

If only I had the imagination enough to recreate the orgy of handjobs and fingerbangs that is the TIME 100, an annual circle jerk of famous people writing about other famous people!

Gawker 2009

Michael J. Fox’s wife gets earth-shattering fingerbangs.

Michael Fox Light Switch | My[confined]Space 2009