hattie

In today's column not posted Mike starts out relating some amusing variations of a Texas greeting -- "hattie" and "hidy" -- only to disparage both of them in favor of "hello."

Mike Clark's Column (Again) David Wharton 2007

In today's column not posted Mike starts out relating some amusing variations of a Texas greeting -- "hattie" and "hidy" -- only to disparage both of them in favor of "hello."

Archive 2007-06-01 David Wharton 2007

Mad hattie is in the process of creating apartheid in employment.

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Compare that to the respectful silence with which the hysterical ramblings of mad hattie harperson are reverently received.

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September 19, 2008 at 5:13 am arrrrhhhh, hoap u wil post moar offen Tom! hear, haz a eye pach & a pirate hattie az a reward fer steppin owt ob de shadowz!

only teh yung n foolish - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Tel lunarhubby himz shud attendz inna pirate hattie & eye pach, wif mebbe a tastful peg leg!

only teh yung n foolish - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Fyremenz jump owt & sweeepity sweepity braynes, rinsity rinsity jently wif de fyrehoze, tuckity tuckiyt bak inno braynium cabity. wrapity wif duk taype uv manee rainbo cullerz, ot oh, dere owt uv CHRGs! fyre hattie awn ur hed wil hep, wrapity u innna floofy fyreproof blankie & offerz uv hawt choklit er cawfee.

Crashed. - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Ah likez himz chickee hattie, wear ah kan getz one? ah not luk qwite sew sexay innit i tink tho.

do u want - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Ai breengs u a sparkly birfdai hattie wif glo inna dark kittehs awn it! anee eye screem lef?

Dis man - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Dis hattie duz nawt luuk az gud as ai fawt wen ai bawt it.

i haz fud on mah mind - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008