hedgeclippers

Or was that business with the hedgeclippers a warning?

Homebody Card, Orson Scott 1998

His hair hangs in his eyes and his mother must trim it with hedgeclippers.

Prayers To Broken Stones Simmons, Dan 1990

His hair hangs in his eyes and his mother must trim it with hedgeclippers.

Prayers To Broken Stones Simmons, Dan 1990

Most blokes wouldn't be averse to watching the missus go clam jousting, but you have to admire the committment of a man who's prepared to be transformed into a grotesque parody of Dorothy from The Golden Girls by a third world Dr Mengele armed with a pair of hedgeclippers to achieve his aims.

Army Rumour Service 2010

Most blokes wouldn't be averse to watching the missus go clam jousting, but you have to admire the committment of a man who's prepared to be transformed into a grotesque parody of Dorothy from The Golden Girls by a third world Dr Mengele armed with a pair of hedgeclippers to achieve his aims.

Army Rumour Service 2010

Most blokes wouldn't be averse to watching the missus go clam jousting, but you have to admire the committment of a man who's prepared to be transformed into a grotesque parody of Dorothy from The Golden Girls by a third world Dr Mengele armed with a pair of hedgeclippers to achieve his aims.

Army Rumour Service 2010

Most blokes wouldn't be averse to watching the missus go clam jousting, but you have to admire the committment of a man who's prepared to be transformed into a grotesque parody of Dorothy from The Golden Girls by a third world Dr Mengele armed with a pair of hedgeclippers to achieve his aims.

Army Rumour Service 2010

I had one mishap -- cut right through the power cord with my electric hedgeclippers.

ReadLarryPowell.com 2009

There’s a black woman singing “some bushes are really big” while giving a ‘raunchy’ wink (it’s overly dramatic, like a seaside postcard, so less raunchy than some, I suppose) while wielding a chainsaw, and an Asian woman singing “some gardens are mighty small” while trimming a bonsai tree with little hedgeclippers and giving a demure giggle with her hand over her mouth.

Body hair: untidy, unpleasant and downright dangerous « Gin&Comment 2009