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I wanted to mention it here...but if you push me on it -- YOU will end up being the one responsible for me having to defend my point publicly on this blog -- on TV 35 requesting an ordinace that all councilmembers in District 11 keep their curtains closed during naked "hef" parties -- and they won't be able to call me off topic during "general public comment."

Councilman Rosendahl, Where's Our Dog Beach? 2007

Perheps de most useful subcategorization for our purposes iz by distribution meddod, because types uf printink associated vith henny meddod uf distribution hef historically been a bottleneck; der technological limitations und schpace limits hef imposed schtrong konstraints on de types uf Komics dey kan produce.

And sometimes they use big words so we won't figure out they're full of it. shweta_narayan 2010

Ai finks ai am a lot fastur sins ai weer proteksjun goglols, or ai wood hef splorted imedimemademi – strait away.

u go furst, k? - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Coming too fink abawt it, caturday sillybrayshunz cud hef sumfing too doo wif mai inablit… nabilili… nawt canning hendul lolcatz dis mornin… I rly rly shud wach awt bettur.

Iz hard beeng idolizd. - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

December 9th, 2008 2: 40pm so wots wong wid da way i hef bin tort to spel at skool?

On Thursday, the Legg report will be published along with... 2008

I tole ya we needed to do moar testin on dem signuls afore gwine inta production, but noooooooo, we hef a deadline to install inna 1st qtr.

monorail 6-car pileup - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

He will feel very, very hef and things aren't going to feel the same way they have over the past two weeks.

CNN Transcript Aug 21, 2007 2007

December 29, 2007 at 7:16 am nah, hyoomins dunz hef so bouncee hair *g*

dey nevar put mine - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2007

Beyond this, if the kids did find out, surely such a revelation could be talked out, rather than worrying about the what-if wrath of a reverse Laurence Olivier moment with the offspring shrieking “I hef no mom!”

The Waldman Contretemps : Edward Champion’s Reluctant Habits 2005

I think mi synepsez hef meltd cleen away becuz I am unaybl to rite propr wurds animoore.

j-gan Diary Entry j-gan 2005