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Then it was like OMG dramatic, Dave was ACTUALLY texting the job description to Mary when Theresa came in going, of course I do not personally mind what the ghastly woman says but your precious Mary Queen of Orange Hair has just lost us another three million female votes, and Dave thought she was making it up as per but Danny checked and Mary really had dissed Theresa, rofl hilair, so Dave was up all night going through the Boden catalogue to get a feel for what women might like on top of facials and aromatherapy, because Sarah Govey says what intelligent woman ever paid for that stuff?

The Guardian World News Catherine Bennett 2011

rofl hilair, and Picklesy was like, "open the windows someone, before my right honourable friend spontaneously combusts!" and the Fartmeister threw a condom filled with iced water which hit her literally in the face, she said she felt so much better, and Dave went mad because not one of them had the sense to record it for YouTube, the Clarksonator will never forgive him.

The Guardian World News Catherine Bennett 2011