hornily

And a recipe for disaster, like mixing oil, water, plutonium and spaghetti and then encouraging all these elements to dance hornily and drunkenly to Jay-Z.

Someplace Else Joe Deir 2011

And I was just concluding hornily that I was probably the only guest, when:

THE NUMBERS 2010

And the lifetime of celibacy that my church believes in has great spiritual value only if it is chosen - just being left to ache hornily for 60 years is not intrinsically good, and seems a terribly inhumane thing to condemn someone to who has no recourse or ability to change her situation.

The Ashley Treatment: A Feminist and Disability Rights Issue? 2007

And the lifetime of celibacy that my church believes in has great spiritual value only if it is chosen - just being left to ache hornily for 60 years is not intrinsically good, and seems a terribly inhumane thing to condemn someone to who has no recourse or ability to change her situation.

The Ashley Treatment: A Feminist and Disability Rights Issue? 2007

And I was just concluding hornily that I was probably the only guest, when:

Flashman and the angel of the lord Fraser, George MacDonald, 1925- 1995

And I was just concluding hornily that I was probably the only guest, when:

Flashman and the angel of the lord Fraser, George MacDonald, 1925- 1995

For a moment I stood rooted, hornily agog before all that magnificent meat, and then, as any gentleman would have done, I seized one in either hand, nearly crying.

Flashman and the Dragon Fraser, George MacDonald, 1925- 1985

For a moment I stood rooted, hornily agog before all that magnificent meat, and then, as any gentleman would have done, I seized one in either hand, nearly crying.

Flashman and the Dragon Fraser, George MacDonald, 1925- 1985

For a moment I stood rooted, hornily agog before all that magnificent meat, and then, as any gentleman would have done, I seized one in either hand, nearly crying.

Flashman And The Dragon Fraser, George MacDonald, 1925- 1985

(See it up there, all rainbow hued, and hornily mounting it’s clone?)

Gayest of the Run: Ford Mustang: Brett Berk Berk, Brett 2008