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And yes, I'm more than willing to live tweet the show...if'n someone wants to pay me for it.

Tara Dublin: How Twitter Has Made the Tape-Delay Obsolete Tara Dublin 2011

And yes, I'm more than willing to live tweet the show...if'n someone wants to pay me for it.

Tara Dublin: How Twitter Has Made the Tape-Delay Obsolete Tara Dublin 2011

Cause if'n ya ain't interested in an easy bit of burglin', then what good are ya?

Masdy's Silver dj barber 2011

And yes, I'm more than willing to live tweet the show...if'n someone wants to pay me for it.

Tara Dublin: How Twitter Has Made the Tape-Delay Obsolete Tara Dublin 2011

If they were caught—if that crusty Sheriff Portlee got hold of them and brought them before the King—why the punishment would be the same as if'n they stole a thousand-fold this meager handful.

Masdy's Silver dj barber 2011

I don't know, but if'n it was ME, I'd make it so that tenpenny darters was bigger'n sixpenny darters.

The Celebrated Jumping Flippit of Tau-Ceti IV Hugh Barlow 2011

I put the lid on it, an' if'n I don't have a wagon, Huckleberry carries the bucket back for me.

The Celebrated Jumping Flippit of Tau-Ceti IV Hugh Barlow 2011

Mami said that he found it easier to eat the bugs that we fed 'im than for 'im to find 'em on his own, an' that if'n we stopped feedin' 'im, he'd eventually go away.

The Celebrated Jumping Flippit of Tau-Ceti IV Hugh Barlow 2011

I can sort out the darters with a net if'n I'm quick.

The Celebrated Jumping Flippit of Tau-Ceti IV Hugh Barlow 2011

And yes, I'm more than willing to live tweet the show...if'n someone wants to pay me for it.

Tara Dublin: How Twitter Has Made the Tape-Delay Obsolete Tara Dublin 2011