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  • What we call the position in which our daughter sleeps. She lies on her back with her arms perpendicular to her body and fully extended, her head turned to one side and cocked slightly down, her face gentle, beatific. Her legs, though, are splayed like a frog's. She's the Jesus frog.

    September 15, 2008

  • In space, the natural position for astronauts to sleep is flat on there backs with there arms extended straight out. Obviously this wouldn't work in normal gravity.

    September 15, 2008

  • So many parallels between infants and astronauts.

    September 15, 2008

  • Yes. In particular, the giant heads.

    Wait... Reesetee? Are you, by any chance, 1) an astronaut, 2) an infant, 3) a frog, 4) all of the above?

    September 15, 2008

  • What, you think I'm going to answer that? :->

    September 15, 2008

  • Then you must be a recalcitrant infant jesus frog in space, rt.

    September 15, 2008

  • Not necessarily. Recalcitrant by itself oughtta do it. (Also, is "infant jesus frog" redundant? Film at 11.)

    John, I know exactly the position you're referring to. I love how babies can sleep with such abandon.

    September 16, 2008

  • See, now you guys are just making s*** up.

    September 16, 2008

  • I remember fondly those days of yore when my spawn imitated John's Jesus frog. *sigh* Actually, cute as spawn was then, it's far more fun now. :)

    September 16, 2008

  • Jesus fish for evolutionists?

    September 16, 2008

  • Clink! Jesus frog! I never realised what a kiss could be!

    You couldn't make it up. In order, the top three most commented on, currently.

    September 16, 2008

  • See, John? According to c_b, you have a lot of good times to look forward to. :-)

    September 16, 2008