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For example, the title of a poem by Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent was “Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning”, and a couple of lines in the Vogon poem go something like “thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee”.

Superhero Nation: how to write superhero novels and comic books » Calling All Dramatists and Poets… 2009

Oh freddled gruntbuggly? thy micturations are to me/ As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

so long, - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/as gabbleblotchits on a lurgid be.

Scar Friends Luncheon Circle 2005

CAPTAIN: Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits in a lurgid bee Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrune And livid glupules fran and slipulate Like jowling meated liverslime

Don't Panic Gaiman, Neil 1993

Don't you want to hear Aaon Cook say, "Oh freddled gruntbuggly ... thy micturations are to me - As plurdled gabblelotchits on a lurgid bee" (p. 65)?

Purple Row 2009

"... thy micturations are to me | As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee."

The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy Adams, Douglas 1996

"... thy micturations are to me | As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee."

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Adams, Douglas, 1952- 1979