muvver

To define some terms: muvver is Cockney for mother (just as bovver, for instance, is Cockney for bother, and so on).

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Mostly, his death was a storyline for Billie's muvver Lindsey Coulson to get her teeth into.

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Mai muvver wuz teh wun duueng teh mutturing – adn tehn shih wud tern hur stachoo uv Saynt Anthowknee awn himz hedd.

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Ur muvver is a hamstur adn ur favver smelz ob eldurberreez!

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My muvver was pretty stoic about her kidz but my father would mutter darkly under his bref in Italian

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Teh wae teh kiddz dansdansdans tudae braekz mai brane … tehre ai goe, sownden laik mai muvver agane.

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Dey wuz stoalifyd frum deyr ferul muvver, so nawt shoor.

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He inherited the caff from his muvver, Kaff, and the rest of his business empire consists of a market stall and a chip shop.

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Thymes laik taht maik ebree muvver wanntz tu changify hurr naym frum Mawm tu sumfing teh kiddletz kanawt pronownse, aifinkso.

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Maybe teh muvver kitteh had her bebbehs in the chikkin bed, and is awf for muvver kitteh noms.

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