retrogrouch

In a large bowl, mix 2 parts commuter with 1 part retrogrouch.

The Indignity of Commuting by Bicycle: The Case for Gravel BikeSnobNYC 2010

That's "Jobian," as in the biblical figure Job, and not "Jobstian," as in serial retrogrouch and uber-curmudgeon Jobst Brandt.

Archive 2010-01-01 BikeSnobNYC 2010

-He's being whipped by serial retrogrouch and uber-curmudgeon Jobst Brandt while wearing lederhosen

BSNYC Flying Funquist! BikeSnobNYC 2010

Dietrich ushered in the era of paired-spoke technology, thereby inspiring some of serial retrogrouch and uber-curmudgeon Jobst Brandt's most heartfelt pro-36 spoke MA2 treatises as well as consigning millions of squirrels to death by decapitation on Sunday group rides all over the United States.

BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz! BikeSnobNYC 2010

Whither uber-curmudgeon and serial retrogrouch Jobst Brandt, a man so formidable that his stare alone produces over a million Diminutive Frenchman Units DFUs and can crush a Reynolds RZR like a pair of skinny jeans crushes a pair of "pants yabbies?"

Archive 2010-03-01 BikeSnobNYC 2010

Funny, I though the Jobst Brandt milk story was just a retrogrouch urban myth.

Going Down Hard: Saucy Kangaroos and Spicy Videos BikeSnobNYC 2010

When the 666th person installs a fixed cog on his or her Cachet, the world as we know it will come to an end, serial retrogrouch and uber-curmudgeon Jobst Brandt will rise from his grave even though he's currently alive and well, and we will all meet our fates at the mesh cycling gloved hands of the Four Recumbent Riders of the Apocalypse.

BSNYC Product Review: Walmart's Mongoose Cachet "Fixed-Speed" Bicycle BikeSnobNYC 2010

Whither uber-curmudgeon and serial retrogrouch Jobst Brandt, a man so formidable that his stare alone produces over a million Diminutive Frenchman Units DFUs and can crush a Reynolds RZR like a pair of skinny jeans crushes a pair of "pants yabbies?"

Signs of Victory: What it Takes to Win BikeSnobNYC 2010

They even tempt the ire of serial retrogrouch and uber-curmudgeon Jobst Brandt by flipping their bicycles upside down in order to work on them:

Fixed-Gear Theme Vacations: Getting There is Half the Fun, Filming It is the Other Half BikeSnobNYC 2010

That's "Jobian," as in the biblical figure Job, and not "Jobstian," as in serial retrogrouch and uber-curmudgeon Jobst Brandt.

Going Down Hard: Saucy Kangaroos and Spicy Videos BikeSnobNYC 2010