ringpiece

Though the PM has publicly backed Darling, saying, "Alistair's ringpiece is still tight enough to grip ma wrist", sources within the Cabinet have hinted that Brown is seeking to replace Darling with Ed 'Blinky' Balls, whose ability to flex his sphincter in time to Doris Day songs has long been a hit with both Gordon Brown and Peter Mandelson.

Archive 2009-06-01 Dungeekin 2009

Though the PM has publicly backed Darling, saying, "Alistair's ringpiece is still tight enough to grip ma wrist", sources within the Cabinet have hinted that Brown is seeking to replace Darling with Ed 'Blinky' Balls, whose ability to flex his sphincter in time to Doris Day songs has long been a hit with both Gordon Brown and Peter Mandelson.

Darling's Position Under Threat Dungeekin 2009

"We are currently researching based on the possibility that a freak wave of hubris from the PM caused Nick Robinson's tongue to be caught in the PM's ringpiece, resulting in him being sucked all the way into his colon".

BBC Correspondent Nick Robinson Missing Dungeekin 2009

"We are currently researching based on the possibility that a freak wave of hubris from the PM caused Nick Robinson's tongue to be caught in the PM's ringpiece, resulting in him being sucked all the way into his colon".

Archive 2009-04-01 Dungeekin 2009

Lord Ahmed's ringpiece at the end of his jail term.

Justice for Lord Ahmed. FIDO The Dog 2009

When you could almost see the moment of orgasm as the questioner's tongue found his ringpiece.

The non-existing previous answer? 2008

After a cross-party committee of MPs urged the government to adopt a UK bill of rights, Gordon Brown has told the House Of Commons "Every person in this room, every person in this house of legislation and every person across this proud land has the right to form an orderly queue to eat my sweaty, Caledonian ringpiece."

Archive 2008-08-01 Push Jelly 2008

After a cross-party committee of MPs urged the government to adopt a UK bill of rights, Gordon Brown has told the House Of Commons "Every person in this room, every person in this house of legislation and every person across this proud land has the right to form an orderly queue to eat my sweaty, Caledonian ringpiece."

"You Have The Right To Eat My Arse" Says Brown Push Jelly 2008

It was fascinating, educational and full to the ringpiece with meaning.

A reply Ms Robinson 2007

Left to fester, within a week it could be common 'knowledge' that Logan had actually been in bed with Zorgon, the aforementioned animatronic dinosaur, and that it was the diminutive Reid herself who had been surgically removed from his ringpiece.

Boiling a Frog Brookmyre, Christopher, 1968- 2000