rubbishest

Despite having the rubbishest name for any game in all of history, there's a chance you're about to get so addicted to Funny Land that you won't even mind that the inane in-game music has reduced your brain to a puddle.

SLACKERJACK – Land Grab 2007

Then there is Panda Pop – the rubbishest 10p post office fizzy drink in the world – which causes the panda levels of embarrassment that we can only imagine.

SLACKERJACK: I Heart Panda 2005

It’s been three decades since acclaimed film director – and owner of the world’s rubbishest life – Roman Polanski hot-footed it to France to avoid being sentenced for a sexual encounter with a 13-year-old girl that he’d previously admitted to.

That’s Roman Polanski Buggered, Then 2009

But you probably hadn't noticed because a) you're not a child and b) Sooty is the rubbishest children's character ever.

Rosie O’Donnell Less Drunk Than Ever Before 2008

That’s why, if rumours in the National Enquirer are to be believed, Jessica Simpson went out and slept with the world’s dirtiest-looking emo from the world’s rubbishest band – Jared Leto from 30 Seconds To Mars – while she was still with Tony Romo.

Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo Possibly Back On, Earth Quivers 2008

One of the rubbishest films loved by Dave Manning was A Knight’s Tale DVDs: Heath Ledger stars in a medieval chunk of nonsense soundtracked by Robbie Williams singing

SLACKERJACK – Please The Art Critic 2005