scranus

I think 'scranus' must be the American version of the Canadian 'scrotanus', that no-man's land that no one dares go to, home to hundreds of weird indigenous species.

The Slap of Luxury: Vulgar Displays of Earning Power BikeSnobNYC 2009

The truth is that America isn't running anywhere--if anything, America sits on its collective "scranus" and gets fat on Dunkin'.

Burning the Fat: Fueled by Fatuousness BikeSnobNYC 2009

The truth is that America isn't running anywhere--if anything, America sits on its collective "scranus" and gets fat on Dunkin'.

Archive 2009-09-01 BikeSnobNYC 2009

As there has been an unusual amount of interest hereabouts lately about the "scranus," I thouhgt I'd report in on the chamois cream situation.

BSNYC Friduciary Fung Quiz! BikeSnobNYC 2009

I'm guessing the "place for which...moleskin was never intended" is the "taint," from which I will infer that Bruce was suffering from the dreaded condition known as "randonneur's scranus."

Itineraries and Agendas: Bicycles at Work and Play BikeSnobNYC 2010

Now, apparently, it is the scranus which becomes stiff and hard, having been delegated those responsibilities by the synthetic chamois.

BSNYC Friduciary Fung Quiz! BikeSnobNYC 2009

It's all fun and games until someone ends up with a scratch on their scranus.

BSNYC Frinary Fun Quiz! BikeSnobNYC 2009

A reader recently informed me I've been using the word "taint" for males when I should in fact be using the word "scranus."

The Slap of Luxury: Vulgar Displays of Earning Power BikeSnobNYC 2009

The cycling world will listen with hushed anticipation as BikemanforU asks the question on everybody's mind: "At any point during your ordeal, did you make contact with the pumper's scranus?"

The Slap of Luxury: Vulgar Displays of Earning Power BikeSnobNYC 2009

fits on the finger more legibly than 'all you luxury haters can suckle my scranus'

The Slap of Luxury: Vulgar Displays of Earning Power BikeSnobNYC 2009